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zombies ate my neighbors (vagina) [06 Nov 2001|12:55pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | the o - anal thermometer ] ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Basic Questions ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ 1) Full name: Christopher _____ Duffey 2) Sex: *looks down* definitely male 3) Birthday: December 15, 1983 4) Height: 5'10" 5) Weight: 140 6) Hair color: brown 7) Eye color: brOwn 8) Ethnic background: umm...um...i'm just white dammit. 9) Birthplace: norwalk, ct 10) Hometown: ladson, sc 11) Father's full name: B.Christopher Duffey 12) Mother's full name: Kathy Duffey Beale 13) Sibling(s): Idiots ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Favorites ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ 14) Song: "Heaven Beside You" by Alice in Chains 15) Band/singer: Alice in Chains 16) Actor: Billy Crystal (don't ask why) 17) Actress: Angelina Jolie 18) Movie: Final Fantasy/Shrek/Casablanca 19) Book: any of the Far Side collections 20) Author: Don't have one 21) Clothing brand name: Well, I dont' have one, but I like anything black 22) Animal: cat (black cat) 23) Day of the week: monday (because i'm a freak) 24) Color: Black and blue 25) Food: spaghetti-o's 26) Class in school: currently dropped out 27) Store: hot topic (omg duffey is such a sellout!) 28) City: new york 29) Country: DUFFLAND 30) Vacation spot: i've never vacationed 31) Sport: HOCKEY 32) Game [as in "board", or otherwise]: pong 33) Car: ummm...something that runs 34) Internet site: sinnocence.com/penny-arcade.com/any porn...er...educational site 35) Ice cream flavor: bootay 36) Season: spring 37) Month: December 38) Holiday: Christmas 39) Flower: dufflower 40) Cartoon: heh, the harlem globetrotters 41) TV show: Family Guy 42) Fictional character: Freakazoid 43) Perfume/cologne: they all smell like shit 44) Hobby: doing graphics/tackling pyropixie/gettin' love from pix 45) Flavor: sex 46) Scent: sex 47) Quote: "j00 babies" - Toast 48) Word: Fuckers ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Either/Or ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ 49) Hot or cold: Hot 50) Sweet or sour: sour 51) Spicy or bland: spicy 52) Fast or slow: fast 53) Black or white: black 54) Half-full or half-empty: half full 55) Long or short: short (it's not the size that matters!) 56) More or less: more 57) Soft or hard: soft 58) Rough or smooth: Smooth. 59) Air, land or sea: sea 60) Light or dark: Dark. 61) Straight or curly: straight 62) Straight or curvy: straight 63) Large or small: small 64) Fat or thin: thin 65) E-mail or letter: e-mail 66) Phone or instant message: instant message 67) Day or night: night 68) Breakfast, lunch or dinner: din-din 69) Past, present or future: future 70) Radio or CD: cd 71) MTV or VH1: DAMN FUCKING CARSON DALY FOR RUINING MTV OKAY???? 72) Brush or comb: comb 73) Slide, see-saw or swings: SLIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEEE 74) Doing or watching: doing 75) Mind or body: mind 76) Consciousness, subconsciousness or unconsciousness: con 77) Feet or hands: hands 78) Water or juice: depends. 79) Ocean or pool: pool 80) Treadmill or road: Road. 81) Speaker-phone or hand-held: speaker-phone 82) AIM or ICQ: aim babyee 83) Rain or shine: Rain 84) Cat or dog: cat 85) Innie or outie: Innie. 86) Inside or outside: inside 87) Up/high or down/low: down/low 88) Closet or dresser-drawers: closet 89) Bed frame or only mattress: matress 90) Silver or gold: Silver. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Love/Sex ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ 91) Are you Hetero-/Homo-/Bi-sexual?: Hetero (till i'm really really really really confused) 92) Are you in love?: sort of 93) Are you in a relationship?: never 94) Are you a virgin?: of course 95) Have you gotten your first kiss?: yea, but that was the only one 96) Do you have a crush?: SORTA 97) Do you enjoy being in love/having a crush?: SORTA 98) What form of birth control do/would you use?: I'M NOT GUNNA GIVE BIRTH K THX 99) How far have you gone with a "lover"?: kissing 100) Would/did you have sex before marriage?: um, depends 101) Do you believe in hookups (sexual relations without emotion)?: yea 102) Have you ever had a hookup?: nope 103) Is there a difference between a crush and being in love?: yup 104) Do you believe in love at first sight?: no 105) Do you believe in true love?: no 106) Can long-distance relationships work?: no 107) Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?: no 108) What of online relationships?: all the time 109) Have you ever been married?: i'll never be married 110) Have you ever been divorced?: um, no? 111) Have you ever been in love?: sort of 112) If so, how many times?: once 113) Have you had sex in the past and regretted it?: nooo 114) Have you fallen in love in the past and regretted it?: no 115) How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 17 116) How old were you when you had sex for the first time?: 80 117) Have you ever broken someone's heart?: i forget 118) Have you ever sexually harassed someone?: yea 119) Have you ever been sexually harassed yourself?: i'm doing it right now 120) Have you ever been jealous of a friend for their boy/girlfriend?: yes 121) Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's "close" friend(s)?: no 122) Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's ex-?: no 123) Have you ever gotten back together with an ex-?: i wouldn't know, bish 124) Have you ever gotten together with a friend's ex-?: I'MA HORRIBLE PERSON 125) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: once 126) Have you ever been in love with someone so much that you've cried over them?: no 127) What's the most affection you deem appropriate for public?: sex 128) Have/would you ever see(n) an "X"-rated movie?: yea, i'm a guy, with a dick, go figure 129) Do you enjoy French-kissing?: that one time, i did 130) Do you keep a picture of your beloved somewhere?: no 131) Would you (honestly) sacrifice your life for your beloved?: no 132) Have/would you ever use whipped cream, hot wax, et cetera, in a sexual act?: wouldn't know 133) What do you look for in a lover (physically)?: that doesn't matter 134) What do you look for in love (mentally/emotionally)?: a non-weirdo? 135) Do cherries or strawberries have any sexual meaning for you?: they're food 136) Have you ever dumped someone?: no 137) Have you ever been dumped?: no 138) Have you ever had your heart broken?: no 139) Are you (honestly) afraid of commitment?: no 140) Are you attracted to people with accents?: ya 141) Have you ever had sexual relations in public?: no 142) Do you have a memento from a previous relationship?: no 143) Is there a certain smell, sight, sound, or taste that reminds you of a lover? um, wouldn't know ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Miscellaneous ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ 144) Do you enjoy living in your town?: let me leave 145) Do you smoke?: no 146) Do you drink?: sometimes 147) How often do you shower?: almost every day 148) Do people you live with complain about the water bill because of the lengths of your showers?: never 149) Do you trust others easily?: no 150) Have you ever lied to a friend?: a lot 151) Are you trustworthy?: i think so 152) Are you anyone's secret-keeper?: sort of 153) Are you a daredevil?: nope 154) Have/would you skydive?: nah 155) Have/would you bungee jump?: no 156) Have/would you play "Chicken"?: no 157) If granted one wish, what would it be?: be with the girl i'd like to be with... 158) Do you like to dance?: no 159) Which do you prefer -- slow or fast dancing?: slow 160) Do you like to swim?: yes 161) Do you make friends easily?: unfortunately, yes 162) If so, where do you most often make friends?: online 163) Do you color your hair?: not yet 164) Do you wear makeup?: nope 165) Are you a person who lies a lot?: i try not to 166) What religion do you practice, if any?: none 167) Do you like high heels?: no 168) Are you homophobic?: good lord no 169) Do you like to travel?: not at all 170) Granted you are American, have you ever been out of the state?: yes 171) Do you own any pets?: cat, lesbian dog, fish 172) Do you have a cell phone/pager?: nosir 173) Do like amusement parks?: sometimes 174) If so, what is your favorite park/ride?: THE ONE WHERE YOU HAVE SEX WITH AN INFLATABLE DOLL 175) Do you collect anything?: umm..no 176) Do you enjoy having your picture taken?: ya 177) Do you keep your room/apartment/dorm clean?: not all the time 178) Do you get annoyed easily?: sometimes 179) Would you consider yourself a depressed person?: ya, actually, i do 180) Have you ever been to a concert?: yes 181) If so, who/what did you see?: Ozzfest, nothingface, soulfly 182) Have you ever performed in public?: no 183) Do you have any piercings?: no 184) Do you have any tattoos?: no 185) Do you dream often?: not really 186) Do you frequently daydream?: doing it now 187) Do you have a job?: i'm a bum 188) What was your first job?: never had one 189) Do you have any health problems?: MY PENIS IS TOO LARGE 190) Are you a vegetarian?: no 191) Have you ever been in a crash?: no 192) Have you ever had a near-death experience?: no 193) Have you ever won anything?: never 194) Do you play a musical instrument?: no 195) Have you ever had someone close to you die?: my cat...he was really close to me 196) Have you ever broken a bone?: yes 197) Have you ever had stitches?: no 198) Do you have any scars?: on my knee 199) Have you ever had major surgery?: no 200) What is your earliest memory?: 5th grade 201) Have you ever gotten in a physical fight?: ya, lost badly 202) What is your dream job?: stripper (seriously) 203) Do you plan on having kids?: are you asking me to fuck myself over? 204) What phrase do you use the most?: "fuck" 205) Have you meet/do you know anyone famous?: ya 206) Do you carry a wallet/purse?: nothin' 207) Have you ever baby-sat?: yes 208) In what position do you sleep?: on top *wink* 209) Have you ever fallen asleep on someone else's bed?: yes 210) Have you ever fallen asleep on someone else?: i wish 211) Do you put on a front for anyone?: no 212) Do you cry?: sometimes 213) Do you have a pen-pal?: no 214) If so, how long have you been communicating?: 215) Do you have friends in other parts of the world?: sorta 216) Have you ever gotten in trouble with the police?: no 217) Have you ever committed a felony?: no 218) Do you believe in fate?: no 219) Have you ever been skinny-dipping?: i wish 220) Do you believe in yourself?: no (i'm negative) 221) What kind of pin-ups do you have on your walls?: band posters 222) What is the background on your computer screen of?: "Duff - The Other White Meat" 223) What languages do you know?: english and bad english 224) Have you ever visited another country?: no 225) Have you ever needed to call 911?: no 226) Do you have a sweet-tooth?: ya 227) What restaurant do you enjoy going to the most?: any fast food place 228) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?: ya 229) Do you own a motorcycle, and if so, what kind?: 230) Have you ever committed a misdemeanor?: no 231) Do you consider yourself organized?: no 232) Have you ever fainted?: no 233) Do you wear a watch?: no 234) Do you wear any jewelry?: a necklace 235) Did you enjoy climbing trees when you were younger?: i was frail :( 236) Have you ever driven through a cornfield?: I WANT TO KNOW K THX 237) Do you have pictures around the frame of your mirror?: no 238) Has an airline ever lost your luggage? never flown 239) Do you read the comics?: yes, and it's a huge list 240) Do you read the opinion page?: i do 241) Do you read the sports section?: sometimes 242) Do you spend money more than you save it?: all the time 243) Have you ever read/bought something "just for the articles"?: actually, yes 244) Do you believe in aliens?: ya 245) Do you believe in God, the Devil, heaven or hell?: no 246) Do you believe in reincarnation?: no 247) If so, what/who do you think you were in your past life?: well, if i did, i believe i was jesus christ 248) What period in history are you most intrigued by?: industrial age 249) Who are your best friends?: paul, rob 250) If you died now, could you leave happily?: yea, could 251) The survey is over! Are you still breathing?: maybe? post comment

sex is evil [28 Oct 2001|03:30am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | noriyuki iwadare - a deus (sunking mix) ] * PyroPixie humps duffey * PyroPixie hugs duffey (i think she likes me.) ----- so, how's life been for the murdervision man? pretty good, i 'spose...actually, really good. i found god. his name? grand theft auto 3. truly amazing piece of work for the playstation 2. you can do anything in that game, from gettin' sex from a prostitute to hitting an old lady with a baseball bat. man, that's entertainment. uh, besides that, i'm awake and living, and breathing and starving. i'm still hungry, and i just had some hot pockets (bbq kind). bleh. well, i'm done for now. ta ta. post comment

pogo, you're gonna burn in hell [25 Oct 2001|12:10pm] [ mood | awake ] [ music | dog fashion disco - pogo the clown ] sadly, i'm a little boy robot. jeez. so, how are things with the murdervision man? pretty spiff, i must say. well, actually, not really. i got into this huge depression last night, and almost lost a good friend because i'm a fucking prick, dick, and whatever else rhymes with those two words. i'm so confused about everything, and he's honestly trying to help me, but i keep rejecting him. sometimes i wonder why people wanna help me. some people are weird sometimes. so i'm hoping that a comic that i'm going to be doing, sprite hell, will be up soon. keenspace, the wonderful people that they are, are hosting me for free! free is a good thing all the time. those keenspace people rock, again. i can't stop mentioning that they're good peoples. so um, i like pie. uh, there's not much else going on in my life. i'm still hoping for that mall job, even though i don't think i could actually get the job. damn my lack of self-esteem. i'm out for now. ta ta. post comment

Addressing rising fears about the spread of anthrax in the nation's capital, President Bush on Tuesday declared, "I don't have anthrax." [24 Oct 2001|11:23am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | 40 below summer - step into the sideshow ] I AM 50% GEEK. I probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. I never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But I have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the GEEK Test at Fuali.com! I'm not much of a geek :( post comment

don't just take it or leave it [23 Oct 2001|10:32pm] [ mood | awake ] [ music | the strokes - take it or leave it ] McJesus> duffman duffey> OH YEAH! ----- above is what the coolest person ever, mcjesus, says at random. i think it rocks, or something. mcjesus is also your savior. bow down to him. so recently, life has sucked. i've been sitting on my ass all day, doing absolutely nothing. actually, every day since i've been out of school, i've been doing this...sitting online, typing. i swear, i'll type a novel one day and make money. like one dollar. sweet jesus, i really am going insane. i'm not making sense. fuck. so uh, i still might have a job soon. yeah, i've been telling myself this for like weeks now. but it may become reality, thanks to my good friend paul. yes, i've been plugging him a lot for this job. i hope he comes through. i wanna stare at mall chicks. badly. they're uber-hot. so i'm done. maybe next update i'll have something more interesting. who knows. by the way, i <3 gen. she's great. post comment

if i could give - i'll bet i would play dead [22 Oct 2001|07:11am] [ mood | happy ] [ music | 40 below summer - rope ] if you want to buy a good hard rock/heavy metal cd, buy invitation to the dance by 40 below summer. you won't be disappointed. anyway, i hung out at the mall all day yesterday with my friend david. he had one hundred and twenty dollars on him, or something around there, and spent it all, i believe...thing is, he offered to buy me stuff with some of it, and i didn't even fucking ask. so, as i spent my only ten dollars of the weekend on 40 below summer's cd, he got me this kick-ass samurai showdown action figure (hanzo, i believe is the name...i'm no good with names, by the way). i love it, a lot. also, i bought sega marine fishing. don't laugh, it's a fucking fun game. no lie, no bullshit, get it. i got it for ten dollars. i'm cheap. so, while i was at the mall, i caught up with my good friend paul, who was working at the arcade (damn him to hell). i pretty much hung around there the entire day, as it was my duty to bug him while he was working. or something like that. he didn't mind all that much. also, he said to me that there still was a good chance of landing a job at that same arcade, but i'd just have to do the application again, since my original one expired, or something. i still feel really good about the job oppurtunity. i feel like it's a "good thing." after the mall closed, and sixteen straight losses by paul and i in marvel vs capcom two, he drove me home, where i watched a bit of tv, and went to bed at a reasonable time...ten o'clock! (*gasp!*) i woke up this morning around five a.m., and now, here i am, trying to entertain the one or two people that read this. or maybe none, i dunno. anyway, i'm gone for now. ta ta. p.s. - i got to play the xbox. what a magnificent piece of hardware. the only game was oddworld : munch's odyssey, and it colored me green. post comment

you can't kill me cuz i'm already inside you [21 Oct 2001|10:39am] [ mood | okay ] [ music | slipknot - (sic) ] so i'm listening to slipknot, as usual, thinking "well, maybe this asylum deal isn't so bad." lots better than being homeless, i 'spose, which might happen within the next week. so no one is hiring around here. my mom doesn't believe me, but my friend sam and i agree that no one is hiring anywhere! eh, i'd probably have to go to fucking montana to get a job, and even then, that's not definite. i like her. this site rocks. period. i also rock, but not as much as kitty (and yes, i am fully aware that i haven't met her yet. she still rocks, no matter what). and i'm done. by the way, my cam image is located on some sweet-ass portals, such as neosynthesis and idlenet. be sure to visit those sites, and uh, browse through them. now, for some sweet-ass murdervision eyecandy. ta ta. post comment

fetus on the beat [20 Oct 2001|04:45am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | dog fashion disco - fetus on the beat ] so anyway, life as a high school dropout/expellee has been real fun so far. all i've done with my life since then is either eat as much as i can, play dreamcast, or sit my skinny white ass online, chatting with people on irc and aol instant messenger. yea, so, fuck, i'm bored. actually, the whole "do nothing" thing i'm doing might turn into "something" soon. you see, the local arcade here is hiring, and still, one slot is remaining...i'm sure i mentioned this last post, but fuck it, i'll repeat myself. so, my friend who got the job is gonna ask his boss about me getting hired. if i get hired, i will jump up and down, have many joygasms, and buy some motherfuckin' boo berry cereal. yes, boo berry. if you don't like it, fuck you. so anyway, you all need to listen to dog fashion disco, best fucking band ever. if you don't listen to them, i'll make myself $5.99 at kmart. don't make me increase my price. well, i'm done, bye. post comment

mp3.com/replogen [16 Oct 2001|04:39am] [ mood | depressed ] [ music | replogen - asphyxiated machine ] this weekend has been weird, to say the least. i can't remember what happened on what days, but i'll try and explain it the best i can. ahem. on thursday, october 11th, i returned to school from a six day out of school suspension that i got because i was skipping study hall. give me a fucking break! anyway, that was the day i found out that this chick i really really like, christina, broke up with her boyfriend of six months (estimate) on sunday. sooo, right there, my happiness meter was wayyy up there, and i was going to ask her out later that day...till she told me that she got a new boyfriend the next day, or monday. my happiness meter went down, way down. i quickly got over it, but you know, still heartwrenching. i believe the next day i flipped out because i couldn't sell my computer that resided in my room. i planned on selling it because no one used it, and i was gonna get a good bit of money from it. money = good. so anyway, my mom interfered, and she said "no, you can't sell it, it's mine." i knew it was mine, and that's when i started flipping out. i started yelling, throwing soda at her and the computer, and all this other stuff...not only that, but i already had these suicidal thoughts in my head, and i pretty much said to myself "fuck this, i wanna die." my mom then called the cops on me, and i just started to cry..."why would she call the cops on me? why is this happening?" i asked myself those questions many times during a one minute span...then, the cops came...well, one cop, but still, i like saying cops. he asked my mom what was going on, and she just lied. she said i threw many things at her, that i was going to do something to her (which i wasn't), and all this other shit. so i got a wee bit pissed at her for that. i didn't show it, but i was truly angry. i explained my story to the officer, who obviously didn't believe me and obviously didn't give a fuck. whatever. anyway, so he said all this shit about how everything in the house belonged to my mom, regardless of whether i bought it or something like that. so i was like "if i bought a tv, it's her's?" "yes." "screw that!" "excuse me?" "nothing, sir." well, he went away soon after, and i just stood outside, listening to slipknot's self-titled CD, wondering if life could get considerably worse or better. it sorta got worse. you see, there is this job i so desperately want and need...it's at the local mall arcade, and hell, *i* could do that job. a friend and i put in our applications like three weeks ago, or whatever, and my friend got the job. that didn't bother me at all; i was happy for him. however, he im's me on aol instant messenger and the first thing he says is "i'm better than you." i was like, "okay, how so?" "i work at cyberstation." i just wanted to vent, but i figured that it would just start a petty argument, and all that shit. so i was like "okay, fun fun, yay, i might go to an asylum soon." "why?" "because i'm a fucking suicidal prick." yea, so anyway, that was my weekend. rather stupid, rather depressing, rather "not happy." actually, i did buy a new dreamcast game: mars matrix. oh my god, what fun! by the way, i must introduce myself. i am murdervision, but i go by duffey. i'm seventeen, thin as fuck, sexy, and can be yours for $4.99 at your local kmart. until next time, *click* 3 comments|post comment

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